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Bill Scott's Dumb [x4]



You Were Brought Up In A Nudist Colony

And You're Also Adopted Too

You Wear Those Gay Pink Shorts

And Your Dog Shits All Over The Floor



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You,fell Down The Stairs,and Your Dog,licked Your Balls

You,have An Awesome Job,but You're,always Broke

Your Girlfriend Is Ugly,your Mustache Is Gay,your Dog's Fucking Stupid,and

Bill Scott's Dumb