The Monster Exposed Himself From Underground
Burning His Face As He Ran Through The Town
Hoping The Patrons Just Don't Hear A Sound

Heart, Court And Harmony Just Ain't The Same
My Black And Their Green Playing Some Games
I've Got All These Pictures I Just Need The Frames

These Are The Things That You'll Never Do
Feeding The Wife On The Phone
And There You Are, All On Your Own

Red And Blue, I Want To Like A Hole In The Head
It Slopes In The Middle And Is Stopping Them Dead
I'd Like To Help Them; I've Already Said

These Are The Things That You'll Never Do
Running Away From Your Home
And There You Are, All On Your Own
Mm, Mm. Mm, Mm.