You Told Me I Was Lucky,
To Have My Chance With You.
Now Last Year's Summer Romance,
Is This Year's Winter Blues.
I Treated You So Nicely,
To Jewellery, And Champagne,
But You Left Me Empty Handed,
Yeah, You Left Me Feeling
Play-ay-ayed

Now I Hope You're Happy With Yourself,
'cause I'm Not Laughing
Don't You Think It's Kind Of Crappy
What You Did This Holiday?
When I Gave You My Heart,
You Ripped It Apart
Like Wrapping Paper Trash
So I Wrote You A Song,
Hope That You Sing Along
And It Goes,
"merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass!"

They Say I'm Losing My Mind,
I Thought That For A While,
I Tear Down Decorations
They Remind Me Of Your Smile.
I Hate That Mistletoe,
It Makes Me Think Of Our First Kiss,
You Bit My Lip, You Pulled Me Close,
And Then You Taught Me How To Quit.

Now I Hope You're Happy With Yourself,
'cause I'm Not Laughing
Don't You Think It's Kind Of Crappy
What You Did This Holiday?
When I Gave You My Heart,
You Ripped It Apart
Like Wrapping Paper Trash.
So I Wrote You A Song,
Hope That You Sing Along,
And It Goes,
"merry Christmas, Kiss My (ass)"

So Sick Of Calling,
You Wont Telephone Me,
No, Fuck You Girl, I'm Going Out.
I Gave You My All,
But Our Love Hit A Wall, Now,
I'm Jingle Belling,
And Everyone's Yelling,
We'll Drink 'til The Bars Shut Us Down.

Ain't That Just What Christmas Is All About?

And I Hope You're Happy With Yourself,
'cause I'm Not Laughing, (not Laughing)
Don't You Think It's So Damn Trashy
What You Did This Holiday?
(so Trashy)
I Gave You My Heart, (heart)
You Ripped It Apart
Like The Wrapping Paper Trash (wrapping Paper Trash)
So I Wrote You A Song,
Hope That You Sing Along,
Here It Goes,
"merry Christmas, (bitch), Kiss My Ass."