She Was A Beauty Queen With ADD

She Says That She Forgets The Day That I Met Her

Was Just Another Of Her Casualties

Temporary 'til She Found Something Better

Oh Brother

There Goes Another

My Mother She Just Sits Up And Cries:



"Hang On, Hang On

Everything Is All Right

You Know Who Loves You

Hang On, Hang On

Everything Is OK

No, She Wasn't Worth It Anyway"



She Was A Dizzy Dish Of Cool Khaki

But The Gap Inside Her Head Was Offensive

There Was Another From A Seinfield Scene

Well Her Manly Hands Were Far Too Aggressive

No Worry,

What's All The Hurry

My Mother She Just Sits Up And Cries:



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