Intro: J-Ro





There Go The Bathroom Right There [Just Could I Have One]


Yo, Get This Party Started [two Maybe Two Drinks Sometime


When I Got Ta Holla Now] Ay, Ay Yo E-Swift


[one Two] It's The Alkaholik Funk


One Two, Ah One Two, Yeah


Yeah, Ah One Two, Ah One Two





Verse One: J-Ro





Ooh, We Got To Clown, E-Swift Get The Rockets


Niggaz Step Back I'm Pullin Rhymes Out My Pockets


I'm Drop Bombs Like My Man Joe Lewis


So All You Can Do Is, Be The Black And Bluest


This Ain't Monopoly The Liks Will Never Get The Boot


I Got The Kind Of Rhymes To Make A Fly Girl Group


Yo, I'm The Baddest Man With A Hit Since Roberto Clemente


Ooh, My Style Is Muy Calient


I Bail Through Hell And Won't Bust A Sweat


I Walk Through A Rainstorm And Still Won't Get Wet


So You Must Have A Locomotive, I Mean A Crazy Reason


To Wanna Step Up, It's Sucker Punk Season


I Bust Through Lines Like Jerome Meadis


We're Fresh As Lettuce, The Front Row Gets The Wettest


You Talk About A Party, Then I Flex


I'm Walkin Out The R-E In My X





Chorus 2X: J-Ro





The Alkaholiks Got The Beats That'll Make You Say [Daaam!]


The Alkaholiks Got Freaks That'll Make You Say [Daaam!]


The Alkaholiks Got Rhymes That'll Make You Say [Daaam!]


Everytime I Make A Jam, Make You Wanna Say [Daaam!]





Interlude 2X: Group





We Are The Alkaholiks


We Be Rockin From Coast To Coast


And When It Comes To Fresh Beats And Rhymes


You Know Who Got The Most





Verse Two: Tash





While He Sound Like He Do I Keep To My Own


With The Liquid-ass Lyrics That Y'all Niggaz Get A Tone


Though I'm Known In Every Zone For My Styleof Entertaining


I Spray You With My Beer And Make You Niggaz Think It's Raining


The Liquidator With The Hardcore Demanor


Bustin Out The Perpetrators I See Through Em Like A Zima


So I'm Never Caught Between A Hard Place And A Rock


Cause I Kill Rhyme Bandits Bare Handed Like Mr. Spock


I Told Son Not To Pull That G