If I Ain't Cool
My Daddy Gonna Send Me
To Military School
If I Ain't Nice
My Girlie Gonna Freeze Me
With Cold Shoulder Ice
If I'm Real Late
My Teacher Gonna Use Me
For Alligator Bait
So, I Better Be Good
I Better Be Good

If I Jump On The Gas
The Cops Are Gonna Jump
All Over My Back
If I Smoke Too Much
Doctor Says He's Gonna
Put My Lungs In A Crutch
If I'm Caught Without My Pants
Consuelo's Dad Is Gonna Shoot
Until He Sees Me Dance

So, I Better Be Good
I Had Better Be Good
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
Nice, Nice, Nice

Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice
You Better Be Nice Tonight

If I Spray It On The Seat
Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot
In The Meat
If I Spewey Too Fast
Lover's Gonna Stick
My Wrangler In A Cast
If Zipper Grabs Skin
I'll Know I Had It Out
When I Shoulda Kept It In
Ow.

I Better Be Good
I Better Be Good
I Better Be Good
Ooh.

You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
Nice, Nice, Nice

I'd Better Be Nice Tonight - Yeah
Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice