I Can Be An Asshole* Of The Grandest Kind (*in X-rated Version Asshole= A Nightmare)
I Can Withhold Like It's Going Out Of Style
I Can Be The Moodiest Baby, And You've Never Met Anyone (who's)
As Negative I Am Sometimes

I Am The Wisest Woman You've Ever Met
I Am The Kindest Soul With Whom You've Got It That
I Have The Bravest Heart That You've Ever Seen, And You've Never Met Anyone (who's)
As Positive As I Am Sometimes

*(In The Radio Version 4 Sentences Above Are Different, See Below)

You See Everything
You See Every Part
You See All My Light
And You Love My Dark
You Dig Everything
Of Which I'm Ashamed
There's Not Anything
To Which You Can't Relate. And You're Still Here

I Blame Everyone Else, Not My Own Partaking
My Passive Aggressiveness Can Be Devastating
I'm The Most Gorgeous Woman That You've Ever Known, And You've Never Met Anyone (who's)
As Everything As I Am Sometimes

You See Everything
You See Every Part
You See All My Light
And You Love My Dark
You Dig Everything
Of Which I'm Ashamed
There's Not Anything
To Which You Can't Relate. And You're Still Here

What I Resist, Persists, And Speaks Louder Than I Know
What I Resist, You Love, No Matter How Low Or High I Go

You See Everything
You See Every Part
You See All My Light
And You Love My Dark
You Dig Everything
Of Which I'm Ashamed
There's Not Anything
To Which You Can't Relate.

(Outro) And You're Still Here.

*Radio Version

The First 8 Sentences/2 Paragraphs Change (to Make The Song Shorter):

I Can Be An Asshole* Of The Grandest Kind (*in X-rated Version Asshole= A Nightmare)
I Can Withhold Like It's Going Out Of Style
I Have The Bravest Heart That You've Ever Seen, And You've Never Met Anyone (who's)
As Positive As I Am Sometimes

The Rest Of The Song Continues As Above