Dear Winter, I Hope You Like Your Name
I Hope They Don′t Make Fun Of You
When You Grow Up And Go To School, Okay?'Cause Winter Is A Badass Name
Dear Winter, I Hope You Talk To Girls
Or Boys Or Anyone You Like
I Just Hope You Don′t Stay In Every Night
'Cause I Wish I Was Out Tonight

It Really Doesn't Seem Like There′s Anyone For Me
But Dear Winter, I Hope You Like Your Name
I′m Hoping That Someday, I Can Meet You On This Earth
But Shit, I Gotta Meet Your Mom First

Dear Winter, I Hope You Like This Song
And Even When You're Thirteen
And You Scream At Me For Parenting You Wrong
I Hope It′s Still A Badass Song

It Really Doesn't Seem Like There′s Anyone For Me
But Dear Winter, I Hope You Like Your Name
You Know I Cannot Wait To Teach You How To Curse
But Shit, I Gotta Meet Your Mom First

Dear Winter, Don't Move Too Far Away
And Please Don′t Say I'm Hovering
When I Text You To Ask About Your Day
I Wanna Hear About Your Day

Will We Still Hang Out And Talk
When I'm No Longer In Charge
Oh, Dear Winter, I Hope You Like Your Name
I Hope You Let Me Take A Shot With You On Your 21st
But Shit, You Gotta Ask Your Mom First

Dear Winter, I′m Looking For Your Mom
I Gotta Find A Girl That Doesn′t Mind
That I'm Inside My Head A Lot
Winter, It Won′t Be Too Long
First, I Just Gotta Find Your Mom