Huh? Who′s There?
Dog At The Front Door Barking At The Air
Wind All "whsshsh" In The TreesThen, "chk-chk-chk-chk," Feet On Leaves
Uh, It's Probably A Cat
Might Be A Guy With An Ax
Might Be A Trap, Shit, It′s Probably A Trap
Might Be A Possum In The Trash
It's Probably A Trap
"Ayy, Keep It Moving," God, I Sound Stupid
Good Chance I'm Not Even Talking To A Human
Then Again It′s Probably A Trap, Somebody Had To Set It
Depending On The Type, Maybe Several
Yeah, That′s It, It's Probably Several, Several Come Together
To Make What Would′ve Taken One Forever
I'm Thinking It′s A Pretty Damn Sophisticated Trap
Utilizing Some Technology I Didn't Know We Had
Hmm, Maybe I Am Entirely Tripping
It Might′ve Been The Neighbor's Kid, But I Have My Suspicions
I Wish It Were As Simple As A Critter, But It Isn't
I Feel That It′s Important We Consider All Dimensions
Like, Oh, I Don′t Know, Maybe It's A Trap
I Step Onto The Lawn, Y′all Jump Out With The Bag
I Wake Up In Some Alley On A Wholly Other Plane
Can't Remember Who I Am Or How To Get Back To The Base
I Realize You People Think That I Am Off The Deep End
I′ll Say That It's A Lovely Night Regardless Of The BS
It Is, A Perfect Snow Is Freckling The Path
It′s Almost Like The Atmosphere Is Begging For A Trap
The Mutt Goes Quiet, One Last Sniff, Lopes Inside
Fine, It Might've Been A Baby Squirrel Who Tumbled From The Nest
It's Probably Just You Motherfuckers Missed