[spoken] "Yes, I Am, Kevin.I've Worked All Week On My Song, And I Hope
You'll Be Entertained And A Little Moved."

[singing]

Love To Eat Turkey
Love To Eat Turkey
Love To Eat Turkey Cause It's Good
Love To Eat Turkey Like A Good Boy Should
Cause It's Turkey To Eat,
So Good

A Turkey For Me, Turkey For You,
Let's Eat Turkey In A Big Brown Shoe.

Love To Eat Turkey At The Table,
I Once Saw A Movie With Betty Grable.
Eat That Turkey All Night Long,
50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong.

Turkey Turkey Dee, Turkey Turkey Dap,
I Eat The Turkey And I Take A Nap

[melody Changes]

Thanksgiving Is A Special Night
Jimmie Walker Used To Say "Dynomite"
That's Right!

[melody Changes Back]

Turkey With The Gravy And The Cranberry
Can't Believe The Mets Traded Darryl Strawberry

Turkey For You, Turkey For Me,
Can't Believe Tyson Gave The Girl V.D.

Gobble Gobble Dee, Gobble Gobble Dawkie,
I Used To Go To Camp At Lake Winnepesaukee

[spoken] Adam: "Come On, Kevin."
Kevin: "No, That's Okay."
Adam: "Oh, It'll Be Funnn."
Kevin: "Okay."

[Kevin And Adam Singing In (somewhat) Unison]
Turkey Turkey Dee, Turkey Turkey Duffin,
Love To Eat Turkey With A Lot Of Stuffin'
Turkey For Me, Turkey For You,
Let's Eat Turkey In A Big Brown Shoe.

Turkey And Sweet Potato Pie,
Sammy Davis Jr. Only Had One Eye
Turkey With The Girls, Turkey With The Boys,
My Favorite Kind Of Pants Are Corduoroys

Gobble Gobble Gee, Gobble Gobble Gickle
I Wish Turkeys Only Cost A Nickel.

[song Slows]
Oh, I Love Turkey .. On Thanksgivingggggg

[spoken]
Adam: "Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody!"