[Silverware Clicking]

[M1:] "Can You Pass The Beats Please?"

[F1:] "Here You Go"

[M1:] "Thanks"

[Brad:] "Hey Mom, Guess What?

I Got Invited To A Party Tonight!

And I'm Gonna Go If That's Ok With You."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Brad:] "Why Not Mom?"

[F1:] "Yeah, Why Mom? He Should Go."

[Brad:] "It's Gonna Be Fun. I'll Get To Meet New People..."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[Brad:] "Oh Mom..."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[F1:] "Don't Wory Brad."



[F2:] "Hey Mom, I Saw This Great Skirt At The Mall Today,

But It Was $34, Which Isn't That High Of A Price,

But I Was Nervous To Buy It.

What Do You Think?

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[F2:] "Really? I Really Like It..."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[F2:] "Oh Mom, Who Is?"

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[F2:] "Mom, You're So Paranoid."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"



[M3:] "Hey Mom, I Gotta Get Up Pretty Early Tommorrow For Little League Try-outs."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[M3:] "Yeah, I Have To Be At The Field At 9 O'clock..."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[M3:] "Do You Think You Could Drop Me Off There?..."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[M3:] "How Am I Gonna Get There?"

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[M3:] "I'll Walk I Guess."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"



[Cindy:] "Mom, Can You Pass The Salad Dressing?"

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Please?"

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Come On, Mom."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Brad:] "I'll Get It For You Cindy."

[Cindy:] "Thanks Brad."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[Cindy:] "Thanks For The Tip, Ma."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"



[Brad:] "Hey Everyone, Let's Just Go Out For Ice Cream."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Brad:] "Why Are We Eating Inside?

It's A Beautiful Night.

We Need To Get Out More."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Mother, Brad Is Right."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "We Should Go Out, It'll Be Fun."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "Come On, Let's Go, I Could Go For Some Maple Walnut."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[M3:] "Yeah, We Haven't Gone Out Together In A Long Time."

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Cindy:] "You Wanna Come Dave?"

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Dave:] "No, I'll Hang Out With Mom."

[M1:] "You Sure?"

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[Dave:] "Yeah, Go Without Me."

[M3:] "All Right, See You Guys Later."

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"



[Dave:] "How Are You, Mom? Great Meal Tonight. Sure Is...

You Sure Know How To Cook!

Boy, Oh Boy, You're Quite A Lady.

Say Mom, Uhm, Can I Go Canoeing Next Weekend With My Friend Barry?"

[Mom:] "NOOO!!"

[Dave:] "Please?"

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[Dave:] "Mom, You're Over Reacting!"

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[Dave:] "Why Are You So Overprotective!?"

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[Dave:] "Mom! I'm Going To The Ice Cream Place!

You're Just So Set In Your Ways It Drives Me Crazy!"

[Bangs On The Table, Gets Up]

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"

[Screen Door Closes]

[Mom:] "They're All Gonna Laugh At Him!"