Hey
Why'd You Wake Me From My Nap?
I'm Not In The Mood
To Play Your Games
Or Sit On Your Lap

You
Where's My Yankees Drinking Glass?
I Want Some Juice
And I Want It Now
So You Better Move Your Ass
And Feel Bad For Me
'Cuz I'm Just Getting Over A Cold

I'm Four Years Old!
I'm Four Years Old!
I'm Four Years Old!
Somebody Better Tie My Shoes!

Now
I Run Down The Hall
I Scream And I Yell
And I Cry 'cuz I Fell
Bring The Rubbing Alcohol

Outside
I Get Mud On My Shoe
I Come Back In The House
I Get It On The Rug
The Cleanging's Up To You
And I Won't Take A Bath
Unless You Make Me Spaghetti-O's

I'm Four Years Old!
I'm Four Years Old!
I'm Four Years Old!
Mommy Reads To Me At Night
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Well
I Can't Have A Job
And I Can't Go To School
If No Grownups Are Around
I Can't Go Near The Pool
I'm Not Alowed To Climb
My Neighbor's Apple Tree
I'm Not Allowed To Sit
Too Close To The TV
I Don't Know How To Drive
And I Don't Know How To Spell
But If I Hear My Brother Cursing
I Do Know How To Tell
'Cuz He Made Me Eat Some Bread
That Was Covered In Mold

I'm Four Years Old!
I'm Four Years Old!
I'm Four Years Old!
I Just Threw Up On My Grandmother