Uh-won't/uh-you/uh-dance With Me/at The Annual All-star/uh-ban Quet/uh-we'll/uh-be/ So Fancy Free/at The Annual/all-star/uh-banquet/ Everyone In Town Will Be Looking There Best/ Even Mrs. Selman With Her One Extra Breast/ It's The Kind Of The Night When Your Feet Match/when You Feel Nearly Five-foot- Three/ They'll Laugh And They'll Dance And They'll Pee In There Pants/`cause There's A Patch At The All-star Banquet Waiting For Me!