Cartrouble (Part I)



I've Got A Pizzaland Complexion

Bright Green Sox

I Am The Happy Little Face

On The Charity Box

But You Don't Look In My Direction

You Always Look Away

You Thank The Lord God Above

You Were Not Modelled My Way



And Then I Woke Up

Right In The Middle Of A Horrible Dream

Yes I Woke Up

I Dreamt I Was A Spastic, But My Boots Were Clean



You Are A Solid Instigator

Of The Human Code

You Held Back The Traffic

While I Crossed The Road

But Please Don't Try To Be A Martyr

The Good Samaritan Play

Because My Silly Cuban Heels

Will Give Your Games Away



And Then I Woke Up...

Right In The Middle Of A Horrible Dream

Yes I Woke Up

I Dreamt I Was A Spastic, But My Boots Were Clean

I Woke Up

I Woke Up



Pray For Me (x4)



Then I Woke Up,

Right In The Middle Of A

I Woke Up

I Woke Up



(Part II)



Have You Ever Had A Ride In A Light Blue Car?

Have You Ever Stopped To Think Who's The Slave And Who's The Master?

Have You Ever Had Trouble With Your Automobile?

Have You Ever Had To Push Push Push Push?

Cartrouble



You Might Have Seen Them Very Busy At The Weekends (oh Oh)

Licking And Polishing The Beep-beeps Into Shape

And Then Its Proudly Up The M1 M2 M3

And Keep Your Feet Off The Upholstery Ronnie

Cartrouble Oh Yeah



And Remember This:

You Don't Need Anything After An Icecream



I Used To Sit At Home Silently And Wonder

Why All The Preference Is Polishing The Chrome

While All The Mothers And The Sisters And The Babies

Sit And Rot At Home

Cartrouble Oh Yeah



And Remember This: (on Your Way Home)

You Don't Need Anything After An Icecream



Car Carcar Trouble Car Carcar Trouble ...

(repeat Till End)