I'm A Street Spy, I'm A Spanish Fly

I'm Coarse, Thorough, And A Sensitive Bastard

I'm Always A Pig In A Lady's Company

I Drive Away Suckers Standin' On The Corner

I'm A Diamond Throat Of The Local Pub

My Sister's Got Deviations, I Know It Well

I'm Seducing Blondie Without Any Difficulties

I Always Drink Brandy On A Friday Night

I'm The Loudest Screamer At The Boss's Party

I Spend Long Hours With My Black Partner

I Am A Rattlesnake, I Crush My Victims

I'm The Cheapest Model In The Porno Magazines

I Am The Mystic

I Am The One

I'm Killin' Cops - He's Dropping Out!!