You Learn To Sing
You Learn To Play
Why Don't The Businessman
Ever Learn To Pay

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That's Show Business
Show Bizness
Show Bizness
That's The Way It Goes

You Play In Halls
You Play In Bars
You're Climbin' Walls
Chasin' Stars

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You Pay The Men
You Pay Your Dues
When It's All Gone
You Sing The Blues

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You Wanna Roll
You Wanna Rock
But You Find It Hard
If Your Guitar's In Hock

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We Smoke Our Butts
They Smoke Cigars
We Drown In Debt
They Drown In Bars

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You Pull A Chick
Take Her Home
No Use, Man
You're Worn Out To The Bone

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