Yeah, Screw Your Diet Man
Oh, Eat Up While You Can
Your Carbohydrate Plan
Is Just A Subway Scam

Atkins Was A Giant Man
How Can You Trust Him With Your Food?
Atkins Was A Giant Man
Do You Want To Be Giant, Too?

Let's Cash In On What They Eat
Food's The One Thing That They Need
They Lied About How You Feed
I Hope Your Stomach Bleeds

Atkins Was Obese, So True
The Next To Be Obese Is You
He Died From Slipping On Some Ice
A Heart Attack Will End Your Life