Your Love

Is Nothing But A Fast Food Meatball Sub

On An Altitude Impaired, 747 Bearing Nitro-glycerin.

It Reminds Me Of Being Kicked In The Face By A Rabid Kangaroo,

Having My Eyes Taped Open Before 24/7 Children's Programming...



I Hate It When I Fall Down The Stairs;

Everybody Stares...

I Hate It When I Trip Up The Stairs;

Everybody Laughs...



I Wish

I Were Better Looking, More Pleasing To The Eye.

So All The Girls Will Attend My Funeral, When I Fall Down The Stairs

And Die...

I Hate It When I Fall Down The Stairs

Everybody Stares

I Hate It When I Trip Up The Stairs

Everybody Laughs