Kid: How Much For The Car?

Man: Fifty Bucks.

Kid: Will You Fix The Fenders, Light And Stuff?

Man: See That Sign? It Says AS IS. That Means You Get It Exactly The Way You See It--AS IS. Fifty Bucks, And It's Yours.

Kid: Five Dollars.

Man: Thirty-five.

Kid: Ten.

Man: Thirty.

Kid: Fifteen.

Man. Sold!

At That, The Car Promptly Falls To Pieces.

Kid: I Want It AS WAS!