He Listens To The Fucking Smiths

He's Got A Mustache

He Wears A Trenchcoat

He's Got A Mustache

He Wears Black Tights

He Writes Poetry

He Wears Black Lipstick

Under His Mustache



He's Got A Rollercoaster Haircut

He Dyes It Jet Black

When His Hair Is Really Brown

Just Like His Mustache

He Wants To Be Robert Smith

But With A Mustache

He's A Fucking Art Fag

He's Got A Mustache