Check, Check It Out, Check, Check It Out


Check, Check It Out, Check, Check It Out


Check, Check It Out, Check, Check It Out


Check It Out





I'm In Line Behind A Barbizon


And She Really Looks Like One


She Says "Hi, I'm Skin,"


And Shows A Whole Lot


But Doesn't Seem To Have A Whole Lot


Within, I'm Small Talk


Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah About The Weather And All


Because I'd Love To Stand Here


Another Year, Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall


Into Pieces It Pleases The Eye


It's Nice To Know That There Are Problems Outside Of My Own





I Feel Better, Better


Move To Ten Items Or Less


Should I Let Her, Let Her, Let Me In Front Of Her?


Sure, I Guess


I'm Close To Checkout, She Asks,


"Are You The Walrus?"


I Said "yes" Without Listening


"Oh, Come On, Be Honest."


I'm Close To Checkout, She Asks,


"Are You The Walrus?"


I Said, "Yes, And That's A Promise!"


"Oh, Come On, Be Honest."


Be, Be Honest, Be, Be, Be Honest


Be, Be Honest, Be, Be, Be Honest





I Have Five Items In The Waiting Asylum


Take Everybody's Burdens, Let's Pile 'em Up


On The Counter, Call It A Conveyer Belt


And As I Look Around I See A Wonderful Dad Using His Belt


On His Screaming Baby, Oh Baby, Oh Baby


The Constellation On Her Face Said He Did The Same To His Lady


Ten Thousand Maniacs Asked The Question


But It's Way Too Late, He Made A Lasting Impression


I Wish It Wasn't So, I Wish It Wasn't So


But I'm Not Supposed To Impose Family Values, You Know


The Sale Of The Century Wasn't Meant To Be Like This


But How Can You Resist The Madness?


I'm So Glad It's Almost My Turn


Only One Lady Away From The Freedom I Yearn For


But Before You Get Excited,


She's Got A Check To Write It


I'm Sorry To Announce That The Check Is Gonna Bounce





I Feel Better, Better


Move To Ten Items Or Less


Should I Let Her, Let Her, Let Her In Front Of Me?


Sure I Guess


I'm At The Checkout


She Asks, "Are You The