[Sam:]
I Stand Here Waiting
For You To Bang The Gong
To Crash The Critic Saying,
Is It Right Or Is It Wrong?

If Only Fame Had An IV
Baby, Could I Bear
Being Away From You
I Found The Vein Put It In Here

[Blaine:]
I Live For The Applause, Applause, Applause

[Artie:]
I Live For The Applause-plause
Live For The Applause-plause

[Ryder (and Marley In The Episode Version):]
Live For The Way That You Cheer And Scream For Me
The Applause, Applause, Applause

[Marley With Artie, Blaine, Ryder And Sam:]
Give Me That Thing That I Love ([Sam:] I'll Turn The Lights On)
Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch ([Blaine And Sam:] Make It Real Loud)
Give Me That Thing That I Love ([Sam:] I'll Turn The Lights On)
Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch ([Sam:] Make It Real Loud)

[Ryder:]
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Artie:] Make It Real Loud)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Marley And Artie:] Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Artie:] Make It Real Loud)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Marley And Artie:] Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch)

[Sam:]
I've Overheard Your Theory
'Nostalgia's For Geeks!'

[Ryder:]
I Guess Sir, If You Say So
Some Of Us Just Like To Read

[Artie:]
One Second I'm A Koons
Then Suddenly, The Koons Is Me
Pop Culture Was In Art, Now
Art's In Pop Culture, In Me

[Blaine With Artie, Marley, Ryder, And Sam:]
I Live For The Applause, Applause, Applause

[Artie With Blaine, Marley, Ryder, And Sam:]
I Live For The Applause-plause
Live For The Applause-plause

[Ryder And Marley With Artie, Blaine, And Sam:]
Live For The Way That You Cheer And Scream For Me
The Applause, Applause, Applause

[Marley With Artie, Blaine, Ryder, And Sam:]
Give Me That Thing That I Love ([Sam:] I'll Turn The Lights On)
Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch ([Sam And Blaine:] Make It Real Loud)
Give Me That Thing That I Love ([Sam:] I'll Turn The Lights On)
Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch ([Sam:] Make It Real Loud)

[Ryder With Artie, Blaine, Marley And Sam:]
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Artie:] Make It Real Loud)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Marley And Artie:] Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Artie:] Make It Real Loud)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Marley And Artie:] Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch)

[Marley With Blaine, Ryder, And Sam (Artie):]
(Now!) Touch, Touch (Ooooh)
Touch, Touch (Oh Woah! Oh Woah!)
Now, Now, Now, Now, Now, Now (Oh Woah!)
Now, Now, Now, Now, Now (Oooh!)

[Marley And Blaine:]
I Live For The Applause, Applause, Applause

[Marley And Artie:]
I Live For The Applause-plause
Live For The Applause-plause

[Ryder, Artie And Marley:]
Live For The Way That You Cheer And Scream For Me

[Ryder And Marley (Artie):]
The Applause (The Applause)
Applause, Applause (Yeah! Yeah,)

[Marley With Artie, Blaine, Ryder And Sam:]
Give Me That Thing That I Love ([Sam:] I'll Turn The Lights On)
Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch ([Artie:] Oh Whoa!) ([Sam And Blaine:] Make It Real Loud)
Give Me That Thing That I Love ([Artie:] Give Me, Give Me, Yeah) ([Sam:] I'll Turn The Lights On)
Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch ([Artie:] Put It Up, Oh) ([Blaine:] Make It Real Loud)

[Ryder (Artie):]
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Sam:] Make It Real Loud) (Ooh!)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Marley:] Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch) ([Blaine:] Make It Real Loud!)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Sam:] Make It Real Loud) (Oh Whoa! Oh Whoa!)
A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E ([Marley:] Put Your Hands Up, Make 'em Touch, Touch) (Oh Whoa, Ooh!)

[Marley:]
A-R-T-P-O-P