(Apparently They Were Travelling Abroad)
(And They Picked Up Some Hitchhikers)
[Jade:] "Oh God...."
[Wife:] "Wake Up You're Dreaming."
[Jade:] "What?"
[Wife:] "You're Dreaming."
[Jade:] "We Were Moving Away From The Border."
[Wife:] "Huh, What Border?"
[Jade:] "Have A Nice Day."
[Wife:] "Huh?"
[Jade:] "Have A Nice Day."

We Were Moving Away From The Border
Looking For Somewhere To Sleep
The Two Of Us Sharing The Driving
Two Hitchhikers Slumped In The Back Seat
[Woman:] "Hello"
I Sneaked A Quick Look In The Mirror
She Gave Me A Smile
I Said, Is Anyone Hungry?
Should We Stop For A While?
So We Pulled Off Into A Layby
Her Dress Blew Up Over Her Head
I Said, Would You Like To Come With Me?
She Said Something Foreign Under Her Breath
[Woman:] "(foreign Words)"
And The Sun Shone Down On Her Lovely Young Limbs
I Thought To Myself She's Much Too Good For You
I Lay Down Beside Her With Tears In My Eyes
She Said