I'm Superior, You're Inferior.
I'm The Big Attraction, You're The Small.
I'm The Major One, You're The Minor One,
I Can Beat You Shootin', That's Not All.

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better.
I Can Do Any Thing Better Than You.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can.

Anything You Can Be I Can Be Greater.
Soon Er Or Lat Er, I'm Greater Than You.
No, You're Not.
Yes I Am.
No You're Not.
Yes I Am.
No You're Not.
Yes I Am, Yes I Am.

I Can Shoot A Partridge With A Single Cartridge.
I Can Get A Sparrow With A Bow And Arrow.
I Can Do Most Anything.
Can You Bake A Pie?
No.
Neither Can I.

Anything You Can Sing I Can Sing Louder.
I Can Sing Anything Louder Than You.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can.

Anything You Can Buy, I Can Buy Cheaper.
I Can Buy Anything Cheaper Than You.
Fifty Cents.
Forty Cents.
Thirty Cents.
Twenty Cents.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can.

Anything You Can Dig, I Can Dig Deeper.
I Can Dig Anything Deeper Than You.
Thirty Feet.
Forty Feet.
Fifty Feet.
Sixty Feet.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can.

I Can Drink My Liquor Faster Than A Flicker.
I Can Do It Quicker And Get Even Sicker.
I Can Live On Bread And Cheese.
And Only On That?
Yes.
So Can A Rat.

Anything You Can Reach, I Can Go Higher.
I Can Sing Anything Higher Than You.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can.

Anyone You Can Lick, I Can Lick Faster.
I Can Lick Anyone Faster Than You.
With Your Fist?
With My Feet.
With Your Feet?
With An Axe.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can.

Any School Where You Went, I Could Be Master.
I Could Be Master Much Faster Than You.
Can You Spell.
No I Can't.
Can You Add.
No I Can't.
Can You Teach.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can.

I Could Be A Racer, Quite A Steeple Chaser.
I Can Jump A Hurdle Even With My Girdle.
I Can Open Any Safe.
With Out Being Caught?
Yes.
That's What I Thought.

Any Note You Can Hold I Can Hold Longer.
I Can Hold Any Note Longer Than You.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can.
No You Can't.
Yes I Can, Yes I Can.