I'm Superior, You're Inferior.

I'm The Big Attraction, You're The Small.

I'm The Major One, You're The Minor One,

I Can Beat You Shootin', That's Not All.



Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better.

I Can Do Any Thing Better Than You.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can, Yes I Can.



Anything You Can Be I Can Be Greater.

Soon Er Or Lat Er, I'm Greater Than You.

No, You're Not.

Yes I Am.

No You're Not.

Yes I Am.

No You're Not.

Yes I Am, Yes I Am.



I Can Shoot A Partridge With A Single Cartridge.

I Can Get A Sparrow With A Bow And Arrow.

I Can Do Most Anything.

Can You Bake A Pie?

No.

Neither Can I.



Anything You Can Sing I Can Sing Louder.

I Can Sing Anything Louder Than You.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can, Yes I Can.



Anything You Can Buy, I Can Buy Cheaper.

I Can Buy Anything Cheaper Than You.

Fifty Cents.

Forty Cents.

Thirty Cents.

Twenty Cents.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can, Yes I Can.



Anything You Can Dig, I Can Dig Deeper.

I Can Dig Anything Deeper Than You.

Thirty Feet.

Forty Feet.

Fifty Feet.

Sixty Feet.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can, Yes I Can.



I Can Drink My Liquor Faster Than A Flicker.

I Can Do It Quicker And Get Even Sicker.

I Can Live On Bread And Cheese.

And Only On That?

Yes.

So Can A Rat.



Anything You Can Reach, I Can Go Higher.

I Can Sing Anything Higher Than You.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can.

No You Can't.

Yes I Can, Yes I Can.



Anyone You Can Lick, I Can Lick Faster.

I Can Lick Anyone Faster Than You.

With Your Fist?

With My Feet.

With Your Feet?

With An Axe.

No You Can't.