What Did You Mean When You Opened Your Mouth And Let All Our Secrets Out?
You Told Him What I Was About, My Cover Was Completely Blown.
I Tell You Darling, I've Been Watching The War Films
And I've Got A Few Ideas Of My Own,
'cos After The Film Had Ended, The Call For Recruits Was Shown,

And I'll Be Joining The Professionals, I Want To Be A Man.
With All That Animal Magic I'll Do Anything You Can.
I'm Joining The Professionals 'cos I Want To Be A Man,
Look! I Wave My Wand, Watch The Rabbit Disappear...
Join The Professionals And Learn To Fight!

I Bet The Two Of You Still Laugh At Me For Being Timid As A Lamb;
That May Be The Way I Look, But It's No Longer What I Am.
I've Been Across To Northern Ireland,
And I Came Home With A New Kind Of Charge:
I Learned How To Hunt In The Night, I Learned About Camouflage.

I've Been Joining The Professionals, And Now That I'm A Man
With All That Animal Magic I'll Match Anything You Can.
I'm Joining The Professionals, This Time I Understand,
Look! I Wave My Wand, Watch The Rabbit Disappear...
Join The Professionals And Learn To Fight!