We Are The Scientists In The Lab

Looking Through A Microscope

Those Little Glass Slides They Never Lie

How Can This Small Mind Cope?



I've Never Seen Anything Like It Before

This Amoeba's Got A Mind Of It's Own

But Don't Turn Your Back You Stupid Science World

This Is Reaching For The Telephone



A One Celled Creature A One Celled Thing

It Hardly Knows It's Alive

You're Better Off Dead If You Only Knew

Your Growing Life Is Taking A Dive



I've Never Seen Anything Like It Before

This Amoeba's Got A Mind Of It's Own

But Don't Turn Your Back You Stupid Science World

This Is Reaching For The Telephone