Woke Up This Morning And I Had Those Walking Blues (x2)

I Wasn't Walkin' Nowhere 'cause I Didn't Have No Floor!


Staring Over The Edge Of The Bed

My Old Lady Lying Next To Me, I Started To Cry (x2)

She Said "I'm Gonna Take This Diploma,

I'm Gonna Slice You In The Eye!"


Well I'm Alright (he's Alright) (x9)

'cause I Got A Degree!


Escaping Through My Window

There's A Policeman On The Lawn Outside My Home (x2)

I Opened My Mouth To Scream But My Throat Was Full Of Foam


So I'm Sittin' In This Cell

My Fortune Dwindled To A Thimble Full Of Filth (x2)

I May Spend The Rest Of My Life In Jail But At Least It's Got A Floor!


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