Well There Was Anna From Austin

And Betty From Boston

And Caroline From Down In Tennessee.

I Was Out To Get

Through The Alphabet

Until I Hit That Terrible Z.



Well L Was A Breeze

With Lottie And Louise.

And M With Mavis And Marie.

I Had Little Trouble;

With Most, I Could Double

Until I Hit That Terrible Z



Then I Met Xona

From Way Out It Pamona

I Said, "this Is Fate, I Complete."

But I Thought What Chagrin

When She Told Me In The End

It Started With An X And Not Z.



Now I'm Looking For Zelda

Cause I've Never Held A

Girl Whose Name Begins With A Z.

And I'm Gonna Hate Myself

If I Die And Don't Date My Self

A Girl Whose Name Begins With A Z.