You're Like A Kind Of Religion,

I See You Each Night On Television.

I Can't Remember All Your Names,

I Love You Running Through My Veins.



Alcohol, Oh Alcohol, I Love You In My Brains.

Acohol, Oh Alcohol, I Never Want You Again.



I Come And See You Every Night,

Take Out My Purse And I'll Buy You A Pint .

Would You Like Another ? No Thanks,

Tonight I'm Wearing Incontinence Pants.