I'm Palm Palm Head - And I Wrote One Good Song - But That Was Almost 20 Years Ago - I Tried And I Tried To Follow It Up - But You Know How Those Sophomore Jinxes Go - So I Became Quite Bitter - As Sales Dropped Like Flies - No One Likes These Dumb Songs - Of Racing Cars And Spies - Maybe It's My Ape Drape - Or Hippies In My Band - But Now We Only Tour In Arizona - Or Japan - So After Much Thought - And A Panel Of Experts - I Came Up With A Brilliant Little Plan - I'll Take Out My Frustrations - On One Of These Ungrateful New Punk Rock Bands - Cuz I Invented Socks - And I Invented Gravy - I Made Up The Cotton Gin - But No One Ever Paid Me - Why Beat A Dead Horse - With A Career That Is Cursed? - I'll Just Sue For Royalties - On Things I Thought Of First - Back In Ancient Egypt - Many Pharaohs Went To Jail - For Misappropriation - Of My Phrigian Scale - I Said Listen To Tutankhamen - You're Driving Me Insane - It's Obvious Those Bellies - Are All Dancing To Bloodstains - I Figured Out You Owe Me - And Please Try Not To Laugh - But Every Time I Hear It - I Get One More Golden Calf - So I've Bitten Off - A Sizable Chunk - Of The Hands Of The People - With The Food - Now I'm Confined To The Pages Of Flipside - A Graveyard Of Punk Rock's 35 Year Old Dudes - Cuz I Invented Socks - And I Invented Gravy - I Made Up The Cotton Gin - But No One Ever Paid Me - Why Beat A Dead Horse - With A Career That Is Cursed? - I'll Just Sue For Royalties - On Things I Thought Of First - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Ape Drape! - Ape Drape! - Poodle Head! - Poodle Head!