ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's The Most Remarkable Word I've Ever Seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I Wish I Knew Exactly What I Mean
It Starts Out Like An "A" Word As Anyone Can See
But Somewhere In The Middle It Gets Awful "QR" To Me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I Ever Find Out Just What This Word Can Mean
I'll Be The Smartest Bird The World Has Ever Seen!

It Might Be Kind Of An Elephant
Or A Funny Kind Of Kazoo
Or Strange, Exotic Turtle
You Never See In A Zoo
Or Maybe A Kind Of A Doggie
Or Particular Shade Of Blue
Or Maybe A Pretty Flower
Naah, Not With A Name Like That, Uh Uh!

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's The Most Remarkable Word I've Ever Seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I Wish I Knew Exactly What I Mean
It Starts Out Like An "A" Word As Anyone Can See
But Somewhere In The Middle It Gets Awful "QR" To Me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I Ever Find Out Just What This Word Can Mean
I'll Be The Smartest Bird The World Has Ever Seen!