Saturday Is Shopping Day And I Drive My Car But There's No Place To Park It,
No Respect For Supermen In The Supermarket.
I Guess There Must Be Trouble But I've Not Been Alerted;
Looking Round The Store, It Was All Deserted
And I'm Stranded Here With My Empty Basket,
So Full Of Questions But Nowhere To Ask It.

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By The One Way Out, Strange Voice Shouts,
"Don't Let That Good Man Out!"
"Have A Wonderful Day In Our One-way World,
One Way, One Day;
Have A Wonderful Day In Our One-way World,
One Way, One Day;
One-way Man, One-way Mind, Get Along With Mankind."

There's An Old Man On The Floor So I Summon My Charm,
I Say, "Hey Scumbag, Has There Been An Alarm?"
He Says "Yeah, I Been Selling Off Eternal Youth,
They All Got Afraid, 'cos I'm The Living Proof.
My Name Is Einstein, Do You Know Time Is A Curve?"
I Said, "Stop, Old Man! You've Got A Nerve,
'cos There's Only One Rule That I Observe:
Time Is Money, And Money I Serve."

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