OH HELLO
I Am The Ghost Of Troubled Joe
Hung By His Pretty White Neck
Some Eighteen Months Ago
I Travelled To A Mystical Time Zone
And I Missed My Bed
And I Soon Came Home

They Said :
"There's Too Much Caffeine
In Your Bloodstream
And A Lack Of Real Spice
In Your Life"


I Said :
"Leave Me Alone
Because I'm Alright, Dad
Surprised To Still
Be On My Own..."


Oh, But Don't Mention Love
I'd Hate The Strain Of The Pain Again
A Rush And A Push And The Land That
We Stand On Is Ours
It Has Been Before
So It Shall Be Again
And People Who Are Uglier Than You And I
They Take What They Need, And Just Leave


Oh, But Don't Mention Love
I'd Hate The Pain Of The Strain All Over Again
A Rush And A Push And The Land That
We Stand On Is Ours
It Has Been Before
So Why Can't It Be Now ?
And People Who Are Weaker Than You Or I
They Take What They Want From Life


Oh, But Don't Mention Love
No - No, Don't Mention Love !
A Rush And A Push And The Land That
We Stand On Is Ours
Your Youth May Be Gone
But You're Still A Young Man
So Phone Me, Phone Me, Phone Me
So Phone Me, Phone Me, Phone Me


Oh, I Think I'm In Love
Oh, I Think I'm In Love
Oh, I Think I'm In Love (think I'm In Love)
Urrgh, I Think I'm In Lerv
Oh ...