My Ahegao Hoodie Makes Milady So Horny
And So I′m Always Wearing It When I Approach A Dope Shorty
I Watch Dubs Not Subs, Except For Ghost StoriesAnd I Never Fuck With Manga, Because It's Wrote Poorly

I Swear To God No Mangaka Can Write A Sentence Rightly
I Try To Read It Nightly-how?-read It Left To Right-me
Too-I Never Know The Characters In The Fight Scenes
It′s Like The Story's Backwards--is It Printed Wrong?-it Might Be

RIP Adobe Flash
Now What The Hell Can I Use To Edit Photographs?
You Think Harrison Ford Is The Best Han Solo? Hold Me Back
Your Opinion Is Embarrassing, Don't Be Daft

I Can′t Play Pokemon, How′d They Make It This Hard?
Keep On Catching Ugly Shiny Ones I Have To Discard
I Wish They Put More Flavour On The Coating Of My Switch Cart
If Only Anime Could Stick To Good Art Styles Like Pixar

I Piece Together PCs With Help From The Verge
I Got My Thermal Paste Spreader And I'm Ready To Learn
Any Cables Hanging Down I′m Bout To Sever And Burn
I Yearn To Be A Programmer So... Hello, Earth

A Gaming Mouse Is Always An Important Decision
So When I Set It Up, I Enable Pointer Precision
Now I'm Clicking Heads, Steady Getting Rich On The Mission
240 Hz, 24 Frames What I′m Getting

I Hit Up FNM To Play The TCG
And I Eat While I Play, So My Sleeves Are Greased
Use The Pieces Of Exodia To Clean Between My Teeth
And Free The Piece Of Meat I Can't Seem To Reach

My OC Has A Black Blade
Three Wings And A Really Cool Catchphrase
I Relate To People With Hearts Darker Than Mass Graves
So My Favourite Naruto Character Is Sasuke [SAY SOOK]

I Straight Use Caps Lock On Every Uppercase Letter
Ketchup On My Sushi Roll-why?-cuz It Tastes Better
Bout To Get A Checkmate From The Way I Play Checkers
And I Love Real Raptors, The Ones That Ain′t Feathered

The Star Wars Sequels Are The Best, And It's No Contenders
I Don't Have A Preference For Wings, I Like Bones In Tenders
I Never Read Frankenstein, It′s So Pretentious
Wait, Is Frankenstein The Monster Or The Cereal? I Don′t Remember

Fantasy Novels I Find Apocryphal
The Stories They Describe Are Always Rife With The Impossible
I Can't Stand Films That Are Illogical
Instead, I Love Anime Girls With Big Galongahongables

Academic Writing, I′ll Be Typing In Papyrus
Epidemics? I Don't Buy It, None Of My Files Are Virused
My Keyboard Works Better When It′s Filled Up With Detritus
I Always Skip Filler, Like The Firefly Pilot