The Joke′s On Me And It Ain't Funny
Everybody But Me Could See The Punchline Coming A Mile Away
I′ve Heard It So Many Times I Can Tell It To The TBelieve Me I Could Sell It All Day
It Goes

A Guy Walks Into A Bar, Orders A Drink
Sees A Girl That Catches His Eye
Asks Her If She Wants Another
They Fall For Each Other And End Up Lovers
They Laugh, Cry, Hold On Tight, Make It Work For A Little While
Then One Night, Her Taillights Fade Out Into The Dark
And A Guy Walks Into A Bar

I'd Laugh Too If My Heart Would Let Me
Keeping It Light Will Probably Help To Get Me Over You
I'm Walking, Talking, Drinking Proof
A Cliché In A Corner Booth
Ain′t Nothing New

A Guy Walks Into A Bar, Orders A Drink
Sees A Girl That Catches His Eye
Asks Her If She Wants Another
They Fall For Each Other And End Up Lovers
They Laugh, Cry, Hold On Tight, Make It Work For A Little While
Then One Night Her Taillights Fade Out Into The Dark
And A Guy Walks Into A Bar

A Guy Walks Into A Bar, Orders A Drink
Sees A Girl That Catches His Eye
Asks Her If She Wants Another
They Fall For Each Other And End Up Lovers
They Laugh, Cry, Hold On Tight, Make It Work For A Little While
Then One Night, Her Taillights Fade Out Into The Dark
And A Guy Walks Into A Bar

A Guy Walks Into A Bar
A Guy Walks Into A Bar