I Can Lay It On Real Thick
But I Know How You Don't Like To Get Bogged Down
With Anything 'bout Us
And Our Kick Ass True Love Tale
Sorry I Swore Just Then
Cause I Know You Hate It
And By The Way That Cake You Baked Me Really Sucked
But I Ate It

[Chorus]
Cause I Loved You
Even More That You Could Ever Imagine
Here's A Friendly Goodbye
5,6,7
Ain't That A "b" With An Itch
Ain't That A Mother Trucker
You Can Go To H-e-double Hockey Sticks
And F Yourself
Cause I'm Flippin' Gosh Darn Sick
Of All The "s" Words You Put Me Through
So F-u
F-u

I Can Hang It Out To Dry
Cause I Know How You Like All Your Laundry Neat
And Not Just Thrown Around
Like A Chain Saw In Need Of Juggling
Sorry I Flipped You Off Cause I Know,
That You Hate It
And That Homemade Porn I Said That I Erased
Well I Saved It

[Chorus Repeat]

I'll Send You A Post Card That Says
I'm Glad You're Not Here
I'll Buy You A T-shirt
But I'll Use It To Wipe Up The Beer
That I Spilled
While I Was Spilling My Guts
To My Friends About You
And I Really Don't Have Anything Else Nice To Say

[Chorus Repeat]