Voice #1: I Heard A Bark. Go Out And See What It Is.

Voice #2: A Bark?

Voice #1: Go On And See.

Voice #2: Okay, But It's Awfully Dark Out Here.

(There Might Be A Line Here I Don't Recall. We See The Light From A Flashlight Shining Around. Suddenly, The Sound Of Knocking Into Something Is Heard.)

Voice #1: What Happened? I Heard A Bump.

Voice #2: Oh, It's Just Me. I Tripped Over That Broken Chair.

Voice #1: An Old Broken Chair? Can't You Take That To The Dump?

Voice #2: Not In The Dark, I Can't. Now Leave Me Alone! (Pause. Light Shines Around.) Sure Is Dark Out Here ... (Pause.) Wait A Minute? Did You Hear A Little, Tiny Bark?

Voice #1: No, I Didn't Hear A Bark.

Voice #2: Well, I Was Sure I Heard A ...

Voice #3: Bark!

Voices #1 And #2: YEEEOOOWWW!

(Light Shines On The Owner Of The Third Voice --a Spotted Brown Puppy.)

Puppy: Can You Give Me Directions To The Park? Rrruff!