Ladies and gentlemen Introducing The chocolate starfish And hot dog flavoured water Bring it on Get the fuck up Yeah Check one, two Listen up listen up Here we go It's a fucked up world a fucked up place Everybody's judged b.. Read »

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She kicks hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That.. Read »

Drivin' down on a dry summer's day Old Route 66 and I was just a kid Met a pretty little Indian girl Along the way Got her into my car And tried to give her a kiss I'll give you beads and wampum Whatever it takes girl, to mak.. Read »

Hindi ako makapaniwalang Ikaw ay nasa aking piling Hindi ako makapaniwalang Ako'y iyong hinahagkan Kung ikaw ay isang panaginip Ayoko nang magising Kung ikaw ay isang panaginip Ayoko nang magising Hindi ako makapa.. Read »

Tuwing kita'y nakikita Ako'y natutunaw Parang ice cream na bilad Sa ilalim ng araw Ano ba naman ang sikreto mo At di ka maalis sa isip ko Ano bang gayuma ang gamit mo At masyado akong patay sa'yo Di na makatulog .. Read »

O, lumapit ka Kung gusto mo akong halikan Bat kita sasawayin? Alam na alam mo namang Ito'y gusto ko rin Alam na alam mo namang Ako'y kikiligin Kaya't sige, lumapit ka Kung gusto mo akong yakapin Di kita sasawayin .. Read »

別以為自己真的可以隻手遮天 如果不會做人 你這隻行屍走這邊你沒有料 去陪酒笑 林森北我直走這間 誰隨你搞 我餵你飽 我像男武則天 是誰不入流 又是誰不入流 量 只有�.. Read »

Si Annie Batungbakal na taga Frisco Gabi-gabi na lang ay nasa disco Mga problema niya'y kanyang nalilimutan Pag siya'y yumuyugyog, sumasayaw Sa umaga, dispatsadora Sa gabi, siya'y bonggang-bongga Pagsapit ng dilim, na.. Read »

Ikaw ang miss universe ng buhay ko Ilang beses ko ba namang sasabihin sa'yo Sa piling mo, tanggal ang lumbay Ni kasiyahan walang kapantay Ikaw ang miss universe ng buhay ko Ikaw ang miss universe ng buhay ko Ilang bes.. Read »

Well I remember my first day of public school I was very scared of getting pummeled And sure enough I did at first recess I got pegged in the head by a big red ball It stung and my head hung Back to class with a bloody n.. Read »