(Soft knocks at the door) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. (More knocks) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. Chong: Who? Cheech: It's, Dave, ma.. Read »

Dave'd called me up yesterday Everything he loved had moved away I felt despair come crawling through that phone I know the feeling but don't get me wrong Dave I've always thought that you were touched by fate It's never easy.. Read »

There were other ways of knowing: he stepped into a yellow morning which seemed to him to be, well, not gray but kind of a grayish maroon. He couldn't figure out why; he hadn't eaten mushrooms in at least a week. He stum.. Read »

Head in the clouds, and a mouthful of pie Head in a blouse, everybody loves him I see why Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Oh, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Oh, Dagenham Dave "I love Karen, I love S.. Read »

I believe I can't behave I behave like Uncle Dave I've got one foot in the grave Thanks a lot to Uncle Dave Chorus: Uncle Dave Raise your hand Repeat these words Uncle Dave The words you've seen and heard Be ?? to hamster l.. Read »

When I was a child You captured my devotion I spent so many hours Exploring mixed emotions All of the ways you spoke to me All of the things you provoked in me I'll always love you Diamond Dave No one can hold a candle Noth.. Read »

i'm not your enemy, i'm the friend that you need i'm not your enemy, i'm the friend that you need it was never my intention to drive you away you choose your own direction, to where i can't say i heard that things are end.. Read »

Whatever you don't follow that shot, she rang those words out with all she got With a baby and the laundry in the Chevrolet, well he thought about following anyway But he drove 'em to the strip mall laundromat, In his three d.. Read »

Ryan and Dave are rabble rousin′, teenage cousins Difference is Dave has an off switch, and Ryan doesn't Twenty years later now Dave behaves rank and fileAnd Ryan′s a burnt out adult, last gasp, wild child "How ya doing D.. Read »

Playing shows and writing songs could've been much more than you can get out of sitting around and being unproductive. There's a lot more than being like the other kids. At least I have something to do with myself. Did you ev.. Read »