Mistress of ices, stygian skater, scribing devices, dancing on sabers. so very relentless, counting the sheep. electrical fences, americans leap. paramorpheus, somnambulating, dream scarabaeus in chorus refraining, .. Read »

I graduated in 1993 I never demonstrated much of my ability I was a good boy But I was much too smart for my own good Teachers said I was gifted and quite talented Do you have an extra quarter? Got to get to class tom.. Read »

When I talk, talk on the CB Yeah, I scare men My, my tire knockers rock the parking lot Quite a lot, yeah! Rolled around fourty then roared down ten Released my cargo around the big bend I always take my time A maver.. Read »

Can't funk with the feel or with the other three This mother lode coming at you all three D's We got big news, the party boat is here The band is kicking, and I see lots of beers And I believe there is gambling On the.. Read »

Standing waist high in snow, what brought me here I do not know. Sky is filled with starry scenes of heroes and their greatest deeds. Satellites move across the sky, and every year they multiply. Father bear is sound.. Read »

Pan-amoebic algebra breed bizarre bacteria what to do? oh what to do? africanized killer bees, alabaster deities, milk from spoons, sip milk from spoons. within the ruins against the firth the salamander has given birt.. Read »

In the north they call us rebels In the south they call us yankees Because every other sucker's born To do the hokey pokey With the skillet lickin' time keepers The grinnin' reapers of a missionary rock star Now you c.. Read »

Old John Brown left Kansas Before the blood had dried And as he rode his head did shine Like the sun in mid July In a tiny farm house By Brunswick B & O He warmed his boots by the fireplace And read aloud from Samue.. Read »

Please allow me to adjust my pants So that I may dance the good time dance And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance Give disease so the swine will marry and propagate lies. Tough luck for elected offi.. Read »

The fog is rolling in, the tide is high Diane's as fat can be, aye Captain aye The guests' seem more than pleased How is the wine? We shall be underway on the bye and bye Ahead one third, ahead two thirds! Full ahead,.. Read »