You quit your job It screwed you around It screwed you around It screwed you around It screwed you around Whatever you do Don't start a band Don't start a band Don't start a band Don't start a band.. Read »

The first time I saw you In the back of that dump truck Miss Earth Day in '98 I hate parades but I didn't that day Musta been something I ate We spent that summer Just with each other Didn't do anything twice .. Read »

Met a girl late last summer In a country that was warmer Than the one I come from Hair of black, skin of copper She spoke English like a trucker She was hot as napalm She didn't think I liked her For her she say.. Read »

Last weekend, I got a haircut And I met a tall drink of water I said "I'm k.j.", She said "that's great" And "I'm Frank and Cathy's angry daughter" It didn't take more than that To want her gimme gimme, gimme gimm.. Read »

You were just 18 When you first came to the house A couple years, six months on me When I turned 16, Had your second album out It was better than the first to me All the press had to say Was that french girls co.. Read »

Gonna bake a cake As fast as I can Gonna use your socks To butter the pan Ain't seen you for two weeks I hate it when I have to wait, girl, I'm glad you're not exactly like me You're as whatever as I wish I coul.. Read »

Ten calls won't make no difference Cause I ain't seeing you tonight Since you and that guy got going, Well I just ain't been feeling right I can't be with you tonight It ain't right Got home, One message for me,.. Read »

You got me so high, I got dibs on the stratosphere You got me feeling just like Everyday's a leap year You always keep telling I got a problem with other guys When they're around There's always that look That .. Read »

Talking to my friends at work today, Times are getting them down They asked me for advice, Thursday night is the night I always go out You don't gotta wait for saturday, The party's going right now You wanna fee.. Read »

She was sweaty and hairless, Glistening and careless And on her side was a tattoo of a phoenix My eyes filled with her sweat But it was painless I can't decide where I begin and she ends Givin' 'er from scene to s.. Read »