Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all Here on earth I'll hav.. Read »

I'm told my idea of seduction Is a bit passe' I hear you like to try it So I'll try it anyway I would try anything I swear I'd try it here and now I might impress you With a Rudolf Valentino bow I tell you to get your.. Read »

Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away But it is what had stayed the same that gives me the most tears For I've had the same Christmas cake for almost .. Read »

Ice-Cream and cake(and cake)x2 Ice-cream and cake,do the ice-cream and cake x4 Now slip slip slip slide Slip slip slip and slide x2 stop! hold up tag-team ride with your boy now slip and slide x3 pause step up.. Read »

When I was a young boy my mama would say Son, you ain´t always gonna get your way Times will be good, times will be bad You ain´t always gonna get a winning hand Son, she always said, you gotta stand tall Even when it looks.. Read »

Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away But it is what had stayed the same that gives me the most tears For I've had the same Christmas cake for almost .. Read »

Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown I don't know what tune that the orchestra played But it went by me sickly and sentimental C.. Read »

The Adams County Sheriff kicked down my door Then I heard the glass break They found no kidnapping victimsJust some lemon pound cake Mama′s lemon pound cake It tastes so nice It made the sheriff wanna put down his gun And .. Read »

There was a time I was livin′ as a prisoner inside my own mind And there was a timeWhere the cat and mouse tried to make me Barbie-sized and I obliged Pulled leather over my eyes, in a hundred-degree heat People out here g.. Read »

You called with the news, I thought you were kidding You were always joking all the time You kept breathing but stopped living, held it like poison insideThey say everything happens for a reason But it only makes you mad ′C.. Read »