Never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburg Stealer Tired of losing all the time man But sin keeps sending my defenses reeling And this is how you rewind me This is how you rewind me of when I'm really .. Read »

Weird Al should agree; It's all a parody. Someone else could've made every song we played. What if you don't like lines the band rewrites? What else do you need ... Our apologies? But if our songs get someone to see the.. Read »

Cornelius - was favored by God He prayed to him constantly, daily Oh, Cornelius was in the army A pagan believer from Rome Cornelius! An angel from God Came straight to the spot he was praying Oh, Cornelius! Acts .. Read »

Plump man on a throne with a body large, Totally controlling Israel from afar. From Moab he had come upon us. He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonald's. He's plump, He's plump, He's been widespread. He's plump, .. Read »

It must have been miraculous, Paul was jailed, But how come his smile wasn't snuffed out? He talked with the churches. In his letters, He would preach, We have many blessings, So fill your thoughts with good. He said:.. Read »

Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa I'm a lamb- in God's hand- I'm a lamb He's got a flockof lambswho know him Robbers can not steal `em from his hand Baa Baa Baa Baa We're Lambs We went through the .. Read »

I thought God was only Jewish fairy tales Meant for someone else with lots more faith all my doubts depressed me--that's the way it stayed Till a voice said, "Honey, call My name" Then I got His grace--now I'm a receiver .. Read »

You do not need to fear tomorrow Would you still remember please That God must keep track of sparrows And there's so many ravens God's got to feed But if God takes care of bluebirds He'll bless you and me the same 'Caus.. Read »

Late night, Watching the TV, it's 12:00, We're watching David Letterman. With the Lord, we practice our routines. As He opens the show, we roll over, Pretend we're dead just like Spot and Rover. The Bible gives us a top.. Read »

so Jesus told his deciples "We're gonna go away. Where I go you know, They all crowd please explain" He said "You've all been stuck in 2nd grade If you havn't seen the way, the truth, the life, it's here in your face b.. Read »