Johnny is the joker (he's a bird) A very funny joker (he's a bird) But when he jokes my honey (he's a dog) His jokin' ain't so funny (what a dog) Johnny is the joker that's been tryin' to steal my baby (he's a bird dog) .. Read »

I open my eyes To see her face In a daze we engaged Tonight I slept about an hour To fill her needs and desires Chorus One more night in California One more night with you One more night But she's alright [she's alright] On.. Read »

Woke up Sunday morning She's a hangover I can't get over My head is always pounding The pain is blinding My mind is unwinding chorus : I call up her machine Just to hear her voice Just to hear her voice… Call the.. Read »

Well, all the worms are ganging up down at the town hall Working on plans for their annual ball They've got all the bad apples that money can buy For one last fling before becoming butterflies Well, it's the caterpilla.. Read »

You can't believe everything you hear And only half of what you see But you can't deny the magic of a Christmas tree It can melt a heart of stone Bring warmth into a home Give you strength when your alone on Christmas Ev.. Read »

Life is such a funny thing You never know what it'll bring You know I'm just takin' it day by day For you it comes so easily For me it's just another fantasy Cause nothing, nothing ever comes my way I .. Read »

Desperate and scared I search through my past Asking myself Why nothing seems to last These roads that I travel were they cast in stone? Or was it my choice As to where that I might roam Is it destiny? the question still re.. Read »

There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do. snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do. She looked good, LOOKED GOOD she looked fine,.. Read »

Dogs is dogs Chickens is chickens You can break my heart But it keeps on ticking away Can't you hear what say You can play your game But this old dog don't play A hog is a hog A guinea is a guinea Your old love I.. Read »

If they only knew How I felt inside Maybe they'd understand If they only knew What I could do Maybe they'd understand Just give me a chance and I'll prove it to you There's so much I can do Don't judge this book b.. Read »