Going down Morgan with Janko, Jerko, and Jerry, We downed our Pils, and over at the South Shore, they sipped their sherry. I opened my Kaiserized speller to learn what they know: Nurse killers, annexers-executioners, wo! Hey .. Read »

I woulda had a asthma attack If I seen the shark bite back I woulda had a asthma attack If I seen the shark bite back Yeah it's paradise island I know Yeah, yeah, yeah I been there before Once, twice, three times maybe Once w.. Read »

I hate the steam train that whistles woozy my bird brain, That sends my spaniel insane. And I'll stop riding side saddle if they don't stop the clickity clattle, I'll jump in the undertow penguin paddle and drown in my weddin.. Read »

Pontoon put-put with the tape on 10 Dixie cup pink wine in the Labor Day sunshine. I'm sliding the sunfish up through the wakes Coming up too quick, making mistakes. Quiet climb the chrome ladder in the front While they're al.. Read »

Down in the dumps Me and the seagulls we were looking for lumps They all get scared when off of one of the bumps: jumps I have to clutch I have to tell him his commands all in Dutch He likes to treat but he don't like to touc.. Read »

On my first day in town we saw the king He was dressed in a suit with a bright blue tie And it matched his eyes And when ours met I sighed Took a boat or a ferry to island There were gardens and trees and balloons in the sky .. Read »

I wanted to be a typewriter mender when I grew up, But things didn't work out so. Sleep Late in the morning, climb up Mt. Olympia and replace a Return: But I didn't get enough good grades. My uncle Peter had the Parthenon Bus.. Read »

Later at lunch with the taco lettuce crunch crunch She sets herself apart the bunch. How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream. On the phone with the West Glen Ellen rest home Talking up a tattle tome: How bad does she.. Read »

Back the bus he cussed “Space suits! Blackened boots! Lad, little Lad,” he sad, “I've a tip for you: See, what about me: what about her? What about me?” For five dollars I walked him to his Mom's And on the threshold .. Read »

At 4 o'clock Just after work I got my check I held my breath The phone rings tell 'em I ain't never here The overunder Made a blunder I gave my cell phone To my cousin He plays the threats I get to his friends at school I boa.. Read »