The ostrich and the egret Had a very fine flat to let. Figurine hutch, no the place wasn't much, but they Got a peacock. His belongings were meager but, He was pretty, would bring good luck. They would sing songs all aroung .. Read »

He want you to put this plate of crumbs into the frigerator. When you do, he wants you to make sure to bring this plate with dessert later. Stand to the right. Give him a bite. Insulate the bed. Shoot him up when he's dead. .. Read »

Here's a sad story about a deer and a man A romantic scene from a lullaby. In a clearing green, where his eyes met mine. I was frozen motion. Oh! His bow was raised. Then the fleeting notion-that my life he'd save. But .. Read »

One girl's name is Jean Marie, Another little girl's called Felicity. One little girl's name is Sally Joy, My name is Phil and I'm a boy. My name is Vincent, I'm a head case. They're always making up on my face. I'd be lucky.. Read »

Every time that I hear a woman cry 'cuz her man has left her flat I just feel like saying, "Don't be such a fool, you fool" Better dry your eyes, can't you realize You gain nothing by that Well, that's no way to keep his .. Read »

If you think real hard about the aches, the card, the blackboard that you've drawn on for so long. You realize that it's gone, and with it that swan song, the mirror of your life has turned to shards. If that means broken gla.. Read »

The Summer I Simmered simple in the sand, No tongue- tied Mum and dumb, The comb, it just Found itself in my hand I stood when I Should I run. A conspiracy Those fellows and me And the comb, the way it's going Hardly I Hard.. Read »

You study hard and go west You'll go far little girl Now try hard, and be the best The best in all the world You can create on demand For this your special skill You will be healing the ill It's surgery, but with no knife She.. Read »

The fly Of may It lives One day When that day is done The mayfly does not complain It flies into the setting sun It goes back to the place From which it came The fly Of may Ask how Ask why One .. Read »

Momma was an opium-smoker She light it with a red-hot poker She would never take a bath We would ask her - she'd just laugh Because our momma was an opium-smoker She made it with this gentleman, Lincoln They met on a .. Read »