We met one summer evening As the sun was going down She was lying on the beach In her graduation gown She was wrapped up in a blanket (I could tell she knew her way around) And as I lay down beside her You know she nev.. Read »

Will you have whiskey with your water Or sugar with your tea? What are these crazy questions That they're asking of me? This is the wildest party that there ever could be Oh, don't turn on the light 'cause I don't want t.. Read »

You looked like a princess the night we met With your hair piled up high I will never forget I'm drunk right now baby But I've got to be Or I never could tell you What you meant to me CHORUS I loved you the first time I saw .. Read »

People tell me that I brag a lot 'cause I call myself the Masterman Always talkin' 'bout how I got dynamite in every hand Hit it Me and my brother we live alone, got no television, got no telephone But when we walk down the s.. Read »

What have you done to the mirror? What have you done to the floor? Can't I go nowhere without you? Can't I leave you alone any more? I know you don't think much of me But someday you'll understand Wait'll you learn how to ta.. Read »

There's a girl over there With the rhythm everywhere She's a very fine girl And she's been awfully nice to me When we walk as we sometimes do All the way out Collins Avenue Well it's very, very fine Very, very special Very .. Read »

Have you seen my Marie? She's gone off somewhere Unexpectedly If she wanders in here, babe Tell her I'm lookin' for her I ain't mad or nothing I just wanna talk You know, Mikey We've been friends for a long time You tell me .. Read »

We've taken all you've given But it's gettin' hard to make a livin' Mr. President have pity on the working man We're not asking you to love us You may place yourself high above us Mr. President have pity on the working man .. Read »

Golly, Mister, where you going? You'll be late for work Careful or you'll drop your briefcase Jesus, what a jerk There he goes Down to the subway Off to catch the train Too bad for him He forgot his umbrella Poor Mr. S.. Read »

A couple of week ago My wife and I Took a little trip down to Mexico Met this young girl there We brought her back with us Now she lives with us In Our Home She cleans the hallway She cleans the stair She cleans the livingroo.. Read »