New York city has no power and the milk is getting sour But to me this is not scary cause i stay naway from dairy.. Read »

When I first met Chandler I thought he was gay. But here I am singing on his wedding day.. Monica: Pheobe you can't sing that at the wedding! Pheobe: Well you didnt let me finish. It goes on to say he's probably not gay!.. Read »

They'll be times when you get older When you'll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you... But don't. (chorus) cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do. Everybody That's another thing you don't wanna d.. Read »

My mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar and sometimes when it's breezy Or if i'm feeling sneezy And now I...... "excuse me!! excuse me!! Yeah noisy boys!.. Read »

I'm in the shower and i'm writing a song stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And Tegrin spelt backwards is Nirget (chorus) lather,rinse,repeat and lather ,rinse, repeat and lather,rinse,repeat as n.. Read »

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you? smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault they wont take you to the vet you're obviously not their favourite pet you may not be a bed of roses and your no friend of those w.. Read »

Terry's a jerk and he won't let me work and i hate central perk (...) and you're all invited to bite me!.. Read »

Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburgers! Noooowww, chickens.. Read »

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin How was i supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen? La la la la la la la la la la la..... Read »

There was a girl, we'll call her Betty And a guy. Lets call him Neil. Now, I can't stress this point too strongly This story isn't real. (...) Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl he casts aside Will Betty be the on.. Read »