Asshole I've been bashed and battered and bruised and beaten I've been abused, misused and I've been mistreated I've been up and down and still I feel you're an asshole. And I've looked at it from your side and I.. Read »

Better Than You I'd like to write you a song to tell you everything you think is really right is really right I'd like to write you a song to tell you everything you think is really wrong is really wrong So at th.. Read »

Down in the dirt with brusies on my shins I kept my shirt everyone's skin kickin the ball, and kickin me, and kickin back, winning I got time, going 2 games, who is king, who is slave made my mind, I .. Read »

In a Bar it's time to get liquored up 'cause that's why you're here in a bar it's time to drink aqvavit whiskey and beer in a bar IN A BAR! IN A BAR! IN A BAR! IN A BAR! in a bar there's too many faces bu.. Read »

Love What's Gone The softball shirt in the picture you were pitching you were younger than me a ball or a strike your hat is on straight it's grey here but in my closet I know that it's red the coffee mug on the .. Read »

Lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky you left me I think I'm better off this way I'm lucky you left me although I wanted you to stay I'm lucky you left.. Read »

Math Prof Rock Star All the girls in the class room think he's hot he shows up wearing the sandals with the white socks he hears them giggling while he's got his back to the class he thinks he's got an eraser mark on hi.. Read »

Mix Tape This song could be between any two others you only hear it when you play it on your mix tape made for you by your best friend before you left home you played it all the way to a new town Mix Tape... This .. Read »

Party on the Everglades She's got the bejeezuz bleeding from her arms she's autostigmatismatic she sets off car alarms and she's got a harley she hardly ever rides through the eye of the hurricane and she makes it.. Read »

The Ballad of Barry Allen I've got time to think about the meaning of the thousand variations of the beating of a wing of a hummingbird suspended in the aspic of the world moving slower than molasses as I'm off to catch th.. Read »